A very Merry Xmas to all of you that celebrate it, and to those of you that do not well that would be more presents for us then. The holiday spirit is so non religious these days that it is just about parties, food and gifts and thats fine by me. The sad thing is that by the 26th December its all gone, like a cheap firework that promised so much but just fizzled a bit like a damp aging celebrity.

Ok so that’s maybe a little pessimistic but lets be honest we are not children anymore and the holiday spirit is somewhat diluted by the hard cold facts of modern day life. So lets cut to the chase and like a group of men on a Friday night out in Vegas lets look at what we can do to have some fun.

The answer was quite clearly in the title and maybe it is the coffee waring off but if you didn’t work out that is where I was going then I am afraid for you own protection you must sit in the dark corner away from any sharp objects. yes it is time for some online casino fun.

The trick to playing at the casino is simple, I could tell you what software to use to win the slots jackpot every time you play, how to count cards in an online blackjack game, but ask yourself if I really knew how to do that would I share it with you? Just like the gazillions of emails I get each and every day claiming to be able to make me $100 trillion in 23 seconds with no effort on my part. Again if you believe any of these people go and join our friends in the dark corner over there.

Right so the crazy people are sitting comfortably in the dark corner waiting for the amazing software to be delivered. Now we can get onto what is important when you come to play at an online casino, no get rich quick schemes just the info that will give you the edge when you play.

You do not need to continue reading if you think that playing at the casino is just pure luck and that the house will always win in the end. In fact I think we have established where you should go. Playing at the casino is all about margins and percentage payouts. A typical casino will on average over all its game types have a payout percentage of around 98% give or take depending on whether the wages clerk has turned the dial down to cover the monthly wages bill.

What you need to grasp and I am sure you will given that we have removed all the crazy folk earlier is that the percentage is set against the cash that you are willing to put up to play. It follows therefore that if you were to double your cash the percentage would remain the same. However what if you use a casino bonus and double your cash, that is free money so you have just gained a 2% advantage or a casino percentage payout of 100% which is up from the average of 98%. Are you still with me or do you need us to make some room in that gloomy corner over there?

How long do you think a casino would last with a 100% payout? yeh not long at all so they deploy their defense, it is known as a wager requirement. This means you have to play your bonus cash 20 times before you can withdraw it. If you are careful and do not get carried away this is in fact quite easy to achieve.

This method of increasing the odds in your favor should only be considered a gift to get through the door. Once you are playing you will find that you keep playing because you enjoy it. As long as what you spend can be considered an entertainment expense then you are on the road to online casino pleasure. When you do hit a big win just count it as a bonus.

So before we finish lets get back to that software that will make online slots payout and help you count cards online. Are you kidding me? you still believe me? I think there is still a little room left in that dark corner over there but before you go, make sure you a have a wonderful Christmas and a very Happy New Year.

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